You know how all the cool kids say "FML" now? (In case you didn't know, that stands for "fuc "profanity my life.") Well, for the last week or so I've caught myself saying it under my breath, but because it's so crass, I've been adding an A on the end. Imagine it: I just dropped something, and I have to bend over to pick it up. (The pregnant belly does not love these moments.) So, I look at the item on the floor, sigh heavily and say, "FMLA." I, personally, think it's hilar. I told my co-worker about it today and I was all, "Yeah! I've been sitting on that for like a week, just entertaining myself in my own mind." I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm off my rockerspice.
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