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National Sunglasses Day/ Wordless Wednesday

Oh, come on. You know I can't be completely silent -- even on Wordless Wednesday. Back when I wasn't blogging, I went on a cruise to attend the nuptials of two friends. (Resulting in plentiful, dramatically awesome stories to tell, but I'll save them for another day.) For now, enjoy my two favorite cruise photos: just a little amberleaf the most awesome photo i've ever taken. ever!! We have to go back! We have to go back! ( LOST reference. I miss the islands.) Happy hump day.

Query (not that kind!)

Maybe I should complete this meme. I love Stella. Der. People would say that I'm funny. Well, I hope they would. They might say I'm flattering myself. I don’t understand why religion is so important. When I wake up in the morning I hit snooze about four times, then realize the sooner I get up, the sooner coffee will be in my mouth. I lost the necklace my mom and dad gave me when I turned 18. I think my mom's still kinda pissed. Life is beautiful. And messy. Among other things. My past is  novel-worthy, but should probably be a closed book! I get annoyed when I see Matthew Lillard's face on screen. Parties are: better with cake. I wish I had a housekeeper. Dogs are stubbornspice. At least, mine is. Cats are weird to me. But, I've never had one. Tomorrow I’m going to lie to Stella's pediatrician at her 18-month well check. Because I refuse to admit that we still give her two bottles a day! I have low tolerance for people who are rud

Peek-a-Boo!

Just popping in to say an overdue hello to the blogging world... Secretly, I just remembered that I can blog from work -- but I'm scared that I'll get in trouble. I already spend an obscene amount of time scouring other job opportunities, and that doesn't seem to have attracted any negative attention from the powers that be. So, I'm going to be brave. Let me catch you up on a few things. And, by a few things, I mean Stella. Stellaspice is a person now, as opposed to a baby. She's a full 18 months old. She runs. She has four teeth. She can say strings of words like: "Mommy, love you." "Mommy, up!" "Mommy, jump." "More, more." "Hi, Mommy!" (She says other things that don't involve me. I'm pretty certain she has full-on conversations with her stuffed rabbit, Abby.) She says "peas" instead of "please." She says "Yell-ya" instead of "Stella." She contantl