Grab your dinner plates: I've got a smorgasbord of overshare for you this evening. (Feel free to come back for seconds. It's all-you-can-eat over here tonight.) - Sometimes when I'm at a red light or stuck in stop-and-go traffic I examine my split ends and forget to pay attention to real life. Usually, horn honkers politely advise me when cars are moving again. - I am almost always attracted to male authority figures, especially when they specifically have authority over me. - Also, sometimes when men say condescending things, it kind of turns me on. Is that weird? - I have uttered the following sentences and asked the following questions: a) I know it's wrong, but I judge. Wait, is it wrong to judge? b) Do you know what she smells like? She smells like poor people and tears. c) What is going on here? Power to the whites! (That was after Halle Berry won the Oscar, and clearly, I was joking.) - I once saved a condom wrapper -- I stuck it in my sock drawer ...
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