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TMI Thursday: in which i should have said nothing at all

Nice pants, wanna... ? So, a couple of weeks ago the manager at my branch had a super busy day. He didn't even take a lunch! He was literally in his office all day long, bombarded with customer after customer. Suffice it to say, when he came up to the teller area at 4:45, he was famished and informed us that he was going to "lunch" and would see us all on Monday. After the obvious, "Yeah, go on and go. You must be starvingspice!" I went ahead and decided to compliment his wardrobe. (Nothing wrong with staying on his good side!) (Plus, he had on this light purple shirt, a sharp looking tie, and black and white [kindofhot] pin-stripe dress pants.) So, yours truly tells him, "You know, I really like your outfit. I just noticed, because  I haven't seen your pants all day! " One of my tellers turned beet red and burst into boy-giggles. "Are you aware of how that sounds?!" Oh. So, I had to admonish my teller. "Mind! Gutter!...

My Memorable Facebook Statuses (Stati?) of 2009; or: YEAR IN REVIEW

January 20 at 7:44pm Amber Leigh Tidd Murphy has a new president, and a new precedent. February 1 at 8:26pm is superbolwing February 23 at 2:49pm got a (tax) refund. I dig it! March 2 at 10:37pm is another year older and wiser.... thanks for all the birthday wishes! June 26 at 9:28pm I never update facebook anymore... but I felt the need to sign up for twitter?! July 20 at 5:24pm just did the grocery shopping for probably the first time since we've been married... I'd kind of forgotten how nice it is to choose ones own food. :) August 31 at 8:24am · one year down, the rest to go. happy one year! anniversary, murph. i love you. · September 1 at 3:02pm sometimes i secretly wish michael vick would kidnap my dog. is that bad? September 6 at 4:02am I think I am getting divorced. September 6 at 2:10pm Alcohol + facebook at 4:00 a.m. = bad idea. September 11 at 7:54am Where were you? I was home. I declined a substitute teaching job that day. I am so th...