Remember Lilu? She used to host TMI Thursday before she got all klassy and the series was cancelled.
Well, she writes another awesome meme-of-hillarity in which she regales us with "the shiz my boyfriend says."
This might have to become my newest Wednesday topic. Except, you know, I'll call mine "marital musings" or "hubs is hilar" or something. It's a work in progress.
See, hubs is constantly saying really funny things. Sometimes I think, I have got to write that down so I don't forget it! Then, I don't write it down and I forget it. This has been going on for weeksandweeks.
So, before it evades my memory, here is episode one:
During a typical Monday night -- Amber, watching The Bachelorette -- hubs, wishing he was not
Amber: "Come on, Chris L! Kiss her!!!"
Hubs: "But she's sick. Maybe he doesn't want to get her nasty phelm germs all up in his tonsils."
Amber: "Well, she was sick the night before on the group date, but that didn't stop Frank from kissing her. He was all, whatever you've got, give it to me. I want it."
Hubs: "Yeah, but he didn't realize, what's she got... is herpes."
*To be fair to hubs, it should be said that he was not all involved in watching the Bachelorette. He was fooling with something computer-game-ish that I don't understand. He does not love reality tv shows, and probably thinks the Bachelorette is the worst one of all. So, don't spread it around on the Internets that he was watching it closely enough to make snarky comments about it. I mean, that wouldn't be nice. It would embarrass him.
Well, she writes another awesome meme-of-hillarity in which she regales us with "the shiz my boyfriend says."
This might have to become my newest Wednesday topic. Except, you know, I'll call mine "marital musings" or "hubs is hilar" or something. It's a work in progress.
See, hubs is constantly saying really funny things. Sometimes I think, I have got to write that down so I don't forget it! Then, I don't write it down and I forget it. This has been going on for weeksandweeks.
So, before it evades my memory, here is episode one:
During a typical Monday night -- Amber, watching The Bachelorette -- hubs, wishing he was not
Amber: "Come on, Chris L! Kiss her!!!"
Hubs: "But she's sick. Maybe he doesn't want to get her nasty phelm germs all up in his tonsils."
Amber: "Well, she was sick the night before on the group date, but that didn't stop Frank from kissing her. He was all, whatever you've got, give it to me. I want it."
Hubs: "Yeah, but he didn't realize, what's she got... is herpes."
*To be fair to hubs, it should be said that he was not all involved in watching the Bachelorette. He was fooling with something computer-game-ish that I don't understand. He does not love reality tv shows, and probably thinks the Bachelorette is the worst one of all. So, don't spread it around on the Internets that he was watching it closely enough to make snarky comments about it. I mean, that wouldn't be nice. It would embarrass him.
Comments
I think I'm going to very much enjoy this series!
Holy crap I'm #1 to comment! That never happens!
I don't have anything else for you right now. The queasy is coming back just thinking about it.
Yes, I watch the damn thing! My daughter forces me to!
So wrong. So funny. I am going to hell.