God, I miss a lot of things about not being pregnant.
Like fitting into all of my pants, for instance.
Pardon me, but I'm feeling a little sensitive about my appearance. I found out that during the four weeks between my first two OB-gyno appointments... I've already gained a whopping five pounds.
Apparently, it's all in my middle. And I just don't mean my front-middle.
(You could land a jet plane on my ass.)
But, it's worth it -- because I'm making my own version of one of these:
Secretly, I hope my own little one turns out exactly like my niece. I mean, my little one has a lot of competition. Carley is the yinspice to my yang.
And sometimes, when we're at outdoor wedding receptions and she is watching the bride and groom dance their first dance as husband and wife, magic happens:
(this photo = lovesssssssspice)
So, come on, little baby-in-my-belly.
Turn out cute.
Or I will sell you on the black market and use the money to get liposuction.
*p.s. Mommy's kidding. She sometimes posts very funny, yet very unnecessary things. Usually, on Thursdays. When you get here, you definitely won't be reading Mommy's blog on Thursdays.*
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But you are right... babyspice does not need to read your posts on Thursdays... I was so glad to see you weren't getting rid of them though! Keep bringing on TMI Thursdays! Woohoo!
Iloveyouspice.
I have always wondered, when i do decided to stock my candy factory baby maker with a little nugget of caramel...can i just stick it back in if it comes out a boy until it's little wang falls off & suddenly makes it into a girl? lol Just kidding - but seriously can I? I hear horror stories of boys pissing on momma! Ewwwww.
Amb -- hope things are going well (other than your enormous ass) and that your little one remains forever cute!
And seriously, don't worry about all that weight. Just think it's for the baby and it WILL come off.