Morning sickness is crap.
It's like being hungover on a daily basis, except I didn't do anything fun the night before.
I got sick for the first time yesterday morning, after composing my post.
Then, this morning right after I woke up, I had the urge to dry heave. Blech!
Yesterday, when I told hubs I'd gotten all pukified, he said, "Good."
I was all, "Padon?"
Hubs explained he learned on the internets that morning sickness means mommy-to-be is expelling toxins, so that it is a good thing for me to be praying to the porcelain god right now.
I don't know his sources -- hubs isn't really a senk-ya-the-link kinda guy. However, two evolutionary biologists from Cornell agree with him.
(I'll bet they are dudes.)
Telling pregnant people morning sickness is good... bravespice. Now, where the hell are my saltines?!
In other news, I had a strange dream last night. In said dream, I was driving around Pennsylvania with my parents looking at a college. There was something to do with a book that another student? woman? someone left behind in a cab.
Also, all the houses and buildings were very boxy looking. Modernized.
In part two of the dream, I was in a newly-opened Chinese restaurant (I knew the owners) and a group of people at the next table had a movie I wanted to borrow. In order to borrow it, I had to go over to the woman in their group and breathe hot air onto her neck. Then, it turned out we'd gone to middle school together.
Don't ask.
In the last part of the dream, I was working at the bank drive-thru, but I got to sit in bed and all the tubes just dropped right down on the pillows next to me.
Now that would be fantasticspice.
It's like being hungover on a daily basis, except I didn't do anything fun the night before.
I got sick for the first time yesterday morning, after composing my post.
Then, this morning right after I woke up, I had the urge to dry heave. Blech!
Yesterday, when I told hubs I'd gotten all pukified, he said, "Good."
I was all, "Padon?"
Hubs explained he learned on the internets that morning sickness means mommy-to-be is expelling toxins, so that it is a good thing for me to be praying to the porcelain god right now.
I don't know his sources -- hubs isn't really a senk-ya-the-link kinda guy. However, two evolutionary biologists from Cornell agree with him.
(I'll bet they are dudes.)
Telling pregnant people morning sickness is good... bravespice. Now, where the hell are my saltines?!
In other news, I had a strange dream last night. In said dream, I was driving around Pennsylvania with my parents looking at a college. There was something to do with a book that another student? woman? someone left behind in a cab.
Also, all the houses and buildings were very boxy looking. Modernized.
In part two of the dream, I was in a newly-opened Chinese restaurant (I knew the owners) and a group of people at the next table had a movie I wanted to borrow. In order to borrow it, I had to go over to the woman in their group and breathe hot air onto her neck. Then, it turned out we'd gone to middle school together.
Don't ask.
In the last part of the dream, I was working at the bank drive-thru, but I got to sit in bed and all the tubes just dropped right down on the pillows next to me.
Now that would be fantasticspice.
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You're right, the morning sickness being good must come from men!
Good luck. My sister-in-law stays sick her entire pregnancy (hoping you don't) but there are vitamins, prescriptions to help with that. I'll ask her what it is called.
*hands over packet of saltines*
I remember puking Junior Mints and Doritos in the movie theater. The smell of that buttered popcorn made me hurl.
And I could NOT go to Target, the smell of their hotdogs when I walked in the door, well, you get the gist.
Yeah, and no blaming the lemon drops the night before isn't fair.
Lemonade, which I don't like, but it worked for morning sickness (for me).
Good luck!
Your dreams are hilarious!!!
xoxo
Don't worry about snide hubby. You'll be getting back at him soon enough, once your prego-flatulence lets loose (and believe me, it will).